I was computerless since Sunday night, but I couldn't let this pass. Where would we be without Dan Snyder?
Actor Tom Cruise, who was dropped by Paramount Pictures last week for his off-screen behavior, has signed a two-year development deal with an investment partnership headed by Washington Redskins owner Daniel Snyder, the companies said on Monday.
I guess Dan figured that the world just had to see more of Tom's fantabulous acting. He's nothing short of a philanthropist!
Ha ha, I said "short."
Seriously, are there any businesses that Snyder won't get into? Six Flags, the Redskins, Red Zebra, marketing...I'd give him credit for diversification but he'd probably charge me for it.
Ever see his Wikipedia entry?
He prefers to be called Mr. Snyder rather than Daniel.
Yeah, well, I prefer to call him "asshole", "jackass", or something nastier myself. There's an entry that deserves some updating, as I'm sure I'm not alone in this. This guy is an embarrassment to D.C.
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I heard Snyder wanted to get in business with someone shorter than him.
They kind of deserve each other. I wonder if they'll start handing out vitamins at Fedex Field when the 'Skins lose....?
Will Cruise start handing out brochures for his wacky religion at all 'Skins home games? Will Snyder make cameos in Cruise's movies? Wouldn't it make more sense to sign a kicker than Cruise? Or will this deal foreshadow the upcoming season: lots of special effects but little substance?
I love Dan Snyder. What other owner puts so much of the profits back in to the franchise. His biggest problem for me was meddling in the football decision when he had no idea what he was doing. Now Joe Gibbs is back and he's turning into a hands off owner. So now the Redskins get a great owner, and Redskins fans get to laugh at all the dumbass things he does without having to worrying about him ruining the team with players like Bruce Smith and Deion Sanders.
Percentage-wise, I doubt Snyder even ranks in the top ten as far as pumping profits back into his team. The Redskins are one of (if not *the*) most profitable franchises in American sports, yet their payroll is not exceptionally higher than those of much smaller market teams like Green Bay.
From a pure football perspective? He's a great owner. From a ripping-the-fans-off-at-every-
possible-opportunity perspective? He's an ass.
What a Napolean Complex! For both of them
Sheesh!
Does this mean I would be able to wear my South Park shirt at games from now on?
Big fan of Trey and Matt
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