Thanks to the Express for another mention!
"This ticket doesn't just give me a seat, it also gives me the right- no, the duty!- to make a complete ass of myself." -Homer J. Simpson
Thursday, June 01, 2006
Couric blocks pucks with jazz hands
Sadly, that wasn't really the case in today's WaPo Express, but it kinda seemed like it. Yes, I know that the big yellow arrow was for Cooper Lowenthal's comment, but it was also right next to mine, despite the black line separating it...I think that if Katie's new job doesn't work out, she could get a new one as an NHL goalie. Pittsburgh, with the worst goals against average, could certainly use a new one. Ms. Couric has the hands and legs for it, and have you ever seen a goalie stop a puck in his face mask? Katie could easily take a puck in the mouth; hers is big enough. Too bad face masks are mandatory now.
Thanks to the Express for another mention!
Thanks to the Express for another mention!
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Holy jesus, I am falling off my chair in fits of laughter...
"Katie could easily take a puck in the mouth; hers is big enough."
Did I mention that it's funny cuz it's true?
I still don't know what the big deal about her legs. I have seen better at home.
chanuck aka Fred
sorry previous comment was affected by lack of sleep.
speaking of mentions.. I just saw your site listed on AOL's City Guide Home page under "Blogs We Are Reading". well deserved!
Dam....Your blowing up....If you should need a "Agent" or Publicists let me know....We can take this to the next level and book you on Leno
Whoa! Didn't know that- thanks for the heads-up, Moxie!
Yeah, I need an agent; you'll be the first one I call, O-face ;-)
p.s. the legs at home that Fred is talking about are his own! :-P
I love you, DCSC - but both you and I-66 really dropped the ball on the whole Gilbert Arenas/Unknown Teammate arrest down in south beach a couple of weeks ago...how could you guys let that one pass???
Fred is so romantic! LMAO though... true.
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