Tuesday, April 04, 2006

Sorry guys, you'll have to wait a little longer


Perennial nutjob Anna Benson has withdrawn her divorce petition:

Anna Benson's attorney, Jeffrey B. Bogart, said the petition was withdrawn Tuesday. Asked why she changed her mind so quickly, Bogart said: "I think Anna did some soul-searching over the weekend and decided that she wanted to make every effort to repair her marriage. Hopefully Kris feels the same way."

I wonder if Anna even knows what a soul is? I can't help feeling bad for Kris Benson for being married to such a wacko, though he's the idiot who got himself into this situation in the first place. Anyway, I'm sure there will be a huge increase in applications for the grounds crew positions at Camden Yards.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

Bullshit*** I bet he pleaded and begged. You can see that she runs the relationship.

Anonymous said...

I put my app in today.

;-)

Though I believe she has dollar signs on her mind. She gets more publicity if she is married to him. Her pic is everywhere in the O's stuff now.

Anonymous said...

She's like Kurt Warner's wife.

...except like 531206 times hotter.

Anonymous said...

Most rocks are hotter than Warner's wife. John Warner's wife is hotter than Kurt's wife. Mark Warner is hotter than Kurt Warner's wife.

Continue joke until played out. Which was probably after the first sentence.

Anonymous said...

I guess the local VD Clinic can put back their stockpile of penicillin.

Anonymous said...

She is nowhere near hot enough to put up with for more than a one night stand.

Anonymous said...

check out this parody website of her:

http://www.annabenson.net/main.htm

it's hillarious.

Anonymous said...

sorry, forgot blogger doesn't do the link automatically:
Anna Benson Enterprises

Anonymous said...

I don't think any woman is worth that kind of misery.

DCSportsChick said...

That is one scary website. Are you sure it's a parody?