- FREE clinics with the players, coaches, and cheerleaders
- FREE autograph sessions
- FREE parking
- Entry into the Redskins Beach Blitz Football Challenge, where you get rushed through throwing a few passes and pushing some tackle dummies. Ooh.
- And don't forget the "Redskins merchandise opportunities!"
Yes, for $15 for "two to three hours," you get all this. But don't worry, kids 2 and under are FREE!
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Um, that's the dates of my graduation party. I'm just sayin'.
Don't worry, I'm not going to the Beach Blitz. But if I'm in town (might be away for work), I'll be at your party!
How can you not go with all that free shit they are giving you? Merchandise opportunities, Is that like Amway or something?
Free shit, if you pay at least $15. Synder, what a tool!
It really is kind of orwellian isn't it?
Are either of you guys going to write about the DC United game? I wrote a little blurb, but I'm sure I don't know what I'm talking about.
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