Monday, January 09, 2006

Girl, you know it's true


What a friggin' dumbass:

Former Virginia Tech quarterback Marcus Vick turned himself into the Suffolk Magistrate's Office in Suffolk, Va., this afternoon after three warrants were issued for his arrest for waving a firearm at three men in the parking lot of a McDonald's restaurant on Sunday night.

Did the guy not have enough problems that he had to add weapons charges to his illustrious resume?

Longtime readers know that I'm not a fan of Michael Vick as it is (sorry, Phil), but at least he's not a grade-A moron like his brother. I agree with what this dude said:

The guy was on top of the world, and it wasn’t enough to make him happy. And if he finds it necessary to pack heat to pick up a Happy Meal, there’s something seriously wrong with him.

Um, yeah, to say the least. Way to go, asshole. It took you all of, what, four hours to declare your intentions for the draft, and twenty-four hours to screw that all up? I think there's a new award category in there- the "Marcus Vick Award." It can go to the collegiate athlete who exhibits the stupidest, most selfish, illegal, or just plain WRONG behavior. Past candidates would have included T.O., Ron Artest, Ryan Leaf, and Maurice Clarett. If Kwame went to college he would have counted. Poor dumb jackass.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Don't forget Todd Marinovich as a possible recipient!!

Anonymous said...

What the hell kind of neighborhood is the McDonalds in that you need to pack heat to grab some McNuggets??

Anonymous said...

Ah Todd Marinovich is an excellent example... though I blame a lot of it on his father.

This is an unbelievably epic meltdown. He was probably not going to be a first day pick (then again, nor was Clarett) and this is only going to make him less likely to be drafted. Of course, all of that is nothing in comparison to the illegality of all of this. What could some kids possibly have said to cause him to pull a gun?

Anonymous said...

Marcus Vick is an incredible dumbass.

Next: Marcus beats up a child.

Anonymous said...

Is that Milli Vanilli?

And if so, why?

DCSportsChick said...

"Blame it on the rain"

I'm just waiting for the child beatdown, Phil.

Anonymous said...

too bad Marcus Vick will be makeing more money than most of us playing in the NFL. Some team will pick him up, even if he has potential to do dumb ass things. The only way he won't is if he is in jail.