I know it will SHOCK and AMAZE you to read this press release that the Redskins put out, supposedly from "Clinton Portis":
"In the recent interview I gave concerning dogfighting, I want to make it clear I do not take part in dogfighting or condone dogfighting in any manner."
Dan Steinberg had the same reaction I did after reading it:
Clinton Portis actually doesn't like dogfighting. My bad. I misunderstood the part where he said "if that's what he wants to do, do it."
Um, yeah. Explain that one to me. "If that's what he wants to do, do it...I want to make it clear I do not take part in dogfighting or condone dogfighting in any manner." Oh, and don't forget "if it's behind closed doors, it's OK." So he doesn't condone dogfighting in any way, but it's fine as long as it's not out in public. Got it! I sure hope he sends the Redskins PR guys a nice basket of muffins or something after this one. They must love him.
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Just another reason to remind me why I DO NOT follow professional football in any way whatsoever. I played ball in high school and in college. Had a great time, but then again everyone I played with graduated. I'll take no teeth over no brains any day.
LMAO Natcap!
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