My kingdom for a horse!

On Friday, Feb. 2, I wrote a blog post about Lisa Miceli, the self proclaimed mistress/ex- mistress of Michael Jordan. For some reason, Lisa has found my commentary and humor offensive to her…so much so that she has accused me of slander, libel, stalking, harassment and somehow hacking into her blog at Blogspot and replacing its contents. I WISH I were that savvy to be able to do that but unfortunately, or fortunately, depending on how you look at it, I just am not that smart. So Lisa will have to look elsewhere for the culprits who hijacked her site.

In total, I have received no less than four emails and eight comments from her within the last 24 hours with her accusations of illegal and odd activity. I wrote one post about the topic. She has also published at least two comments about it on her blog. I’ll let you be the judge as to who is harassing and stalking whom. Lisa is completely ignoring these blog pieces and postings from the last 3 weeks, all taking pot shots at her. Each takes liberties of printing her exact words from her blog for comment. Like me, they attribute the sentences and phrases to her as they comment on what she said.

But she has chosen me for special wrath and disdain. Maybe it’s because I’m a woman and she is guarding her position as the proclaimed mistress of MJ. Trust me folks, that isn’t a role I’m interested in. Lisa has also chosen to accuse me of high crimes and misdemeanors, none of which are remotely true or possible. This is what the blogosphere is about: commentary. It might not be flattering and pretty all the time but as a wise man once said: “if the shoe fits..” She is now in mortal fear of me if you believe the last few postings and her family lives in fear as well according to her.

Note to Lisa: good luck with your book deal and your relationship with Michael and if you live by the sword you die by the sword. In other words, be careful who you accuse others of being after and still try and cloak yourself in victimhood. What you have written to me has now got me consulting lawyers, doctors and Indian Chiefs to determine how I can protect myself from you. Rather than continuing to dwell on this, try watching a game or two today. I hear there is a big football game down in Miami. I know I’m gonna be watching.