Wednesday, October 11, 2006

My eyes!

So I'm surfing around the Internet, checking out Eagles jerseys...and I come across this monstrosity:

IT'S ALIVE!
What the hell IS it? Did someone chop off McNabb's arm? Because that's not standard team issue.

Someone on eBay is selling a similar jersey as a Buy It Now for $49.99, with this information:

rare off shoulder jersey, hard to find. retail 90.00

As if some moron would pay $90 (or $49.99) for that garbage. Yeah, it's "rare" and "hard to find," because no one wants it. The sad part is, there probably IS some moron who would buy it- and wear it in public! Can I point and laugh if I see ever it? Please?

Lest you think this bad fashion sense is restricted to Eagles fans, there are also one-shoulder jerseys available for Giants, Falcons, Dolphins, Jets, Chargers, and Bears fans. And don't forget the girls: there's Patriots and Titans one-shoulder jerseys just for them! Don't want anyone to feel left out.

12 comments:

Ben Folsom said...

If you've ever been to an Eagles game and seen what the ladies' talent pool is like, then yeah, the Philly girls will be all over that.

MyTwoCents said...

"And don't forget the girls"

HA! I really hope you're poking fun at the Patriots and Titans there. Cause if a guy ever wore one of these jerseys there'd be a giant beer can flying at him...

My $0.02.

vixen said...

i just threw up a little in my mouth

Mr. Smooth said...

Damnit! I guess that I'll have to return your birthday present! Thanks for ruining the surprise!

Rob said...

The worst part is that I saw this on a female college student the other day and thought she mangled an actual McNabb jersey. Now they just need to make it in pink. ;-/

kgiff said...

Oh, that's bad!

On a happier note, I saw a girl in a fitted feminine cut VT jersey today. Now that's the way to do a woman's jersey -- a flattering cut in the team colors!

Flash said...

Just what I want... to go to the game looking like I just got off my shift at Hooters.

Mr. Smooth said...

Mmm, chicken wings!

Anonymous said...

WOW that's heinous! And I imagine it's available in XXL as well... big fleshy canned-ham arms poking out... ugh, I need to go kill the brain cells that hold THAT image.

Anonymous said...

Oh if it had been cheap I soooooo would have bought this for you for your birthday.

Anonymous said...

i once dated a girl who could wear that as a pair of shorts.. she'd seduce me with her hot leg, then kick me with her fat one.

Anonymous said...

I hate the bastardization of uniforms... but this is ridiculous. It's even worse than those different-colored left sleeve Nike monstrosities that Florida, V-Tech, etc. have worn.

However, in searching (in vain) for a picture of a woman wearing one, I did read this tempting description for the off-shoulder jersey:

"Wearing one of these stretch to fit pieces, you will surely turn a few heads on or off the playing field."