Thursday, September 22, 2005

Braves fans are NASTY...

...but you already knew that.

According to a study by the American Society of Microbiology, men are dirtier than women. (Shocker!!!) Scientists confirmed by spying in public restrooms, watching as one-quarter of men left without washing their hands. The worst offenders were at an Atlanta Braves game, where 37 percent of men left the bathroom without washing, and 16 percent of the women did. Can you imagine that? How would one discreetly stand around the bathroom, watching people wash (or not wash) their hands without attracting some attention?

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Easy. Just stand there handing out cologne and paper towels. See, simple. Not that I have ever done this...

Anonymous said...

am I the only wrong who finds something wrong with "spying in bathrooms" ?

Anonymous said...

But they wree "scientists spying"...I mean, how inconspicuous could they really be?

Anonymous said...

I wondered why that dude in the lab coat kept eyeing my junk. Perhaps I shouldn't have punched him in the face (before I washed my hands).

Anonymous said...

Damn Packers! What's the NFL coming to? Damn them.

Anonymous said...

Hahaha! Packers suck! I love it. Have the retirement questions started yet? You know it's coming...