| On ice |
| Thursday, February 01, 2007 |
Thanks to On Frozen Blog for tagging the "DC Duo," aka "The Wonder Twins of North Arlington."
OK, this will be a little different since I'm, you know, a chick, but hey- girls can play too!
Team: California Golden Seals
Uniform Number: 23 (ever since high school field hockey!)
Position: Left Wing
Nickname: Chang-ie or Chang-er, most likely. Hockey players just aren't that imaginative. I'd prefer "Bob," though, in honor of the almost-name of the Northwest Territories.
Dream Linemates: Maurice Richard or Guy Lafleur, Darryl Sittler
Rounding out the PP: Ray Bourque
Job: Moving the puck up the ice as fast as humanly possible
Signature Move: Not so much a move, as a feature- Gordie Howe hat tricks
Strengths: Speed
Weaknessess: Inability to stop taunting other players, thus garnering too much time in the box and an unspecified number of injuries
Injury Problems? groin, lower body (isn't that what they all have?)
Equipment: Mirrored visor, shiny green composite stick, nothing from Reebok
Nemeses: Daniel Briere, the Canadian media
Scandal Involvement: As Matthew Perry's guest at the Grammy Awards, checking Fergie and/or Paris Hilton on the red carpet.
Who I’d face in the Stanley Cup Finals: The 1972-1973 Philadelphia Flyers
What I’d do with the Stanley Cup after our victory: Take it to Elizabeth Arden for a facial and manicure. It could use a touch-up, despite that guy who shines it all the time.
Would the media love me or hate me? Love me. I'm always saying stupid stuff. Why do you think they love Jeremy Roenick so much?
I'm tagging 3 Grumpy Caps Fans next... |
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